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1. Pat Robertson usually wears:

(a) LL Bean boots
(b) penny loafers
(c) Western boots
(d) sandals

2. Who once said of Robertson, "I'm a nurse. I recognize schizoid tendencies when I see them, and I think you're sick."?

(a) his mother
(b) Billy McCormack
(c) his neighbor
(d) his wife

3. Pat Robertson raises:

(a) Arabian horses
(b) poodles
(c) alligators
(d) tropical fish

4. Robertson prophesied that the former Soviet Union would invade:

(a) the United States
(b) China
(c) Israel
(d) Saudi Arabia

5. What popular pair formerly had an act on "The 700 Club"?

(a) Sigfried and Roy
(b) Jim and Tammy
(c) Amos and Andy
(d) Click and Clack

6. What kind of demon does Robertson claim once attacked him in a Seattle motel?

(a) a demon of suicide
(b) a demon of lust
(c) a demon of greed
(d) a poltergeist

7. What historical event does Pat Robertson hope to televise?

(a) the Second Coming
(b) the big California quake
(c) the first manned landing on Mars
(d) O.J.'s upcoming civil trial

8. According to Robertson, Mormon religious beliefs are:

(a) confusing
(b) wrong
(c) scandalous
(d) sound

9. According to Robertson, Jehovah's Witnesses are:

(a) lazy
(b) obnoxious
(c) highly spiritual
(d) not Christians

10. To what does Robertson attribute India's overpopulation, poverty, hunger, illiteracy, and suffering?

(a) the Prime Minister
(b) Hinduism
(c) the weather
(d) British colonialism

11. In Robertson's ideal taxation system, proceeds from a flat 10% tax would go toward:

(a) paying off the national debt
(b) feeding the poor
(c) building highways and bridges
(d) religious instruction

12. According to Robertson, the best form of government is:

(a) theocracy
(b) constitutional monarchy
(c) limited democracy
(d) dictatorship

13. Robertson thinks oral sex is:

(a) disgusting
(b) against nature
(c) unsatisfying
(d) exciting

14. Who did Robertson once fine $100 for insubordination?

(a) Ben Kinchlow
(b) Luciano Pavarotti
(c) Jim Bakker
(d) Donald Wildmon

15. Jamie Buckingham, the late coauthor of Robertson's autobiography, Shout It From the Housetops, wrote that Robertson looked for all the world just like:

(a) Ed Meese
(b) Howdy Doody
(c) Ernest Hemingway
(d) John F. Kennedy

ANSWERS: 1-c, 2-d, 3-a, 4-c, 5-b, 6-a, 7-a, 8-b, 9-d, 10-b, 11-d, 12-a, 13-b, 14-c, 15-d.